Tuesday, February 24, 2009

An Argument that is so wonderfully answered

An Argument that is so wonderfully answered....that is truly "Genius". Read On:- 

An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, The Almighty. 
He asks one of his new students to stand and..... 

Professor: So you believe in God? 
Student: Absolutely, sir. 

Professor: Is God good? 
Student: Sure. 

Professor: Is God all-powerful? 
Student : Yes. 

Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't. How is this God good then? Hmm? (Student is silent.) 
Professor: You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fella. Is God good? 
Student :Yes. 

Professor: Is Satan good? 
Student : No. 

Professor: Where does Satan come from? 
Student : From...God... 

Professor: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world? 
Student : Yes. 

Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything. Correct? 
Student : Yes. 

Professor: So who created evil? (Student does not answer.) 
Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they? 
Student :Yes, sir. 

Professor: So, who created them? (Student has no answer.) 
Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son...Have you ever seen God? 
Student : No, sir. 

Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God? 
Student : No , sir. 

Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelled your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter? 
Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't. 

Professor: Yet you still believe in Him? 
Student : Yes. 

Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son? 
Student : Nothing. I only have my faith. 

Professor: Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has. 
Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat? 

Professor: Yes. 
Student : And is there such a thing as cold? 

Professor: Yes. 
Student : No sir. There isn't. (The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.) 
Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it. 
(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.) 
Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness? 

Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness? 
Student : You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light,bright light,flashing light.... But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness isn't. If it were, you would be able to make darkness darker,wouldn't you? 

Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man? 
Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed. 

Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how? 
Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey? 

Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do. 
Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir? 
(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument is going.) 
Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher? (The class is in uproar.) 
Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's brain? (The class breaks out into laughter.) 
Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelled it?.....No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain,sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures,sir? (The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face unfathomable.) 

Professor: I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son. 
Student : That is it, sir.. The link between man & god is FAITH. That is all that keeps things moving & alive. 
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That young man was ALBERT EINSTEIN....... 



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Sunday, February 15, 2009

LOVE SMS

• Talk 2 me when i’m bored, kiss me when i’m sad, hug me when i cry, care for me when i die, love me when i’m still alive.
• I’m a PAPER, u can write ur feelings, scribble ur anger, use me 2 absorb tears. Don’t throw me after use but when u feel cold burn me to feel warm coz I Luv U.
• Khushiyon ka ek sansaar leke ayenge,
patjhar mei bhi bahar leke ayenge,
jab bhi pukaroge pyar se hame,
maut se bhi saansen udhar leke ayenge…!
• <<>>
is not about whom
you have known the longest..
OR
Who came first…
OR
Who cares the best…

It’s all about WHO CAME & NEVER LEFT.
• Love tip

It is advisable to over react
whenever ur partner is in trouble.
It is an opportunity to express
your love and solitude to him..
• Find ARMS that will HOLD u at ur WEAKEST
EYES that will SEE u at ur UGLIEST
HEART that will LOVE u at ur WORST
If u've found it, u've found LOVE
• What is love?
Love is when someone breaks your heart
and the most amazing thing is that
u still love the person with each broken piece.
• Meeting you was fate,
becoming your friend was choice,
but falling in love with you was
completely out of my control.
• When you love someone truly,
you don’t look for faults,
you don’t look for answers,
you don’t look for mistakes.
Instead, you fight the mistakes,
you accept the faults
and
overlook the excuses.
• When you feel cold and warm at the same time,
when you read over the same line for the tenth time,
when your heart and thoughts somehow appear to rhyme,
and when a simple name conquers your whole mind,
then you are in deep trouble my friend… you are in what they call, “love”.

COOL SMS

• If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted cause the index doesn’t hash,
Then your situation’s hopeless and your system’s gonna crash!
• School- a place where papa pays & son plays
life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur
life so tht you can die rich
nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills
marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his
bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree
• When I take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, He is thorough
When I don't do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, He is busy,
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, He takes the initiative,
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, He is cooperating,
When I make a mistake, You're an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, He's only human.
When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office, He's on business.
When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, He must be very ill.
When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave, It's because he's overworked

When I do well, My boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, He never forgets
• Do U know the full form of COLLEGE
C-Come
O-On
L-Lets
L-Love
E-Each
G-Girl
E-Equally
Thats why boys go to college regularly....
• The sky's falling down, the whole world is on fire
The smell of burning is strong on my mind
Everywhere i turn i see ruin and destruction
One man taking another's life.
Don't ask me how but somehow i know
Mankind still has to go for miles.
• Meaning of HUSBAND & WIFE..

Wonderful
Item
For
Entertainment

Handsome
Useful
Smart
But
At
Night
Dangerous
• Keh Do Un ParhNe WaLo Se,
Kabhi Hum Bhi ParHa Krte Thay,
Jitna SyLLabus Parh Kr Wo Top Krte hain,
Utna To Hum Choice Mein CHor DIya Karte Thay…
• Sochta hun ke
ye doulat
ye larkian
ye bungle
ye gariyan
ye dunia bhar ke
aish.o.aram sb chor k kahi chala jaon
lekin phir sochta hun
PEHLE YE SUB MILE TO SAHI
• Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...
• Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife.

Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have?

Doc : Two...






MoRaL : Express Smart Ideas , SmarTLy ..

Funny sms

• Kya Tum Gareeb Ho?
Reply With

“Yes Or No”

Agar Ameer Ho To 50 Ka Balnce Share Karo.

Agar Gareeb Ho To Ye Message Kisi Äur Ko Forword Käro!
• 1 Dulha Apnay Dost Se Shadi

K Din:Yar Koi Aise Baat Btao Jo

Main Apni Bewi Se Jatay He Kahon

To Wo Hearan Ho Jaey.

Dost:Tum Jatay He Apni Biwi Ko Talak Dy Dena!
• Principal 2 Students:

U People Must Sleep Atleast 7 Hours A Day.

Students:

Impossible Sir!

College Is Only For 6 Hours!
• Wife: ”Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji”
.
.
.
Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…”
.
.
.
.
.
Petrol pump chaltay hain:D
• Kya Tum Gareeb Ho?
Reply With

“Yes Or No”

Agar Ameer Ho To 50 Ka Balnce Share Karo.

Agar Gareeb Ho To Ye Message Kisi Äur Ko Forword Käro!
• Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola
k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
BIWI : Ek dum.
Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.
• Ek Bar Terrorist

Ne Budhiya Ke Paas

Bomb Rakh Diya.

Log Chillaye

Budhiya Bomb,

Budhiya Bomb

Woh Sharma

Kar Boli-

Woh To Mein Jawani Mein Thi
• A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”

After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley”
• Chocolaty N Crunchy Outside.....Creamy N Whitish Inside... Guess Wat It Is?






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COCKROACH!!!!
Aya Na Munh Me Pani?

• What is the difference between dava (medicine) & daru ?
Ans: dava is like girlfriend that comes with expiry date.
Daru is like wife, jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi…

• Troubled youth: Father I have committed many sins recently.
I am addicted to read dirty sms on my mobile phone! Please help me.

Father: Don’t worry my son! Forward ur all sins to my mobile and relax!
• Laloo - Rabri tum meri CHAND ho
Rabri - Na ji hamko CHAND-VAND mat kahiye,
Yeh sasura America wale roz chand par chadhte hai.
• Dr: Apka weight kitna hai?
Patient: Chashme ke sath 75 kgs.
Dr: Aur bina chashme ke?
Patient: Woh bina chasme ke toh mujhe dikhta hi nahi.
• Bhool kar bhi kisiko na rulana,
Zindagi mein sabko hasana,
Dusman ko bhi gale lagana,
Phir bhi koi gam de toh hume batana,
Tapka denge saale ko.
• In the exam hall.
Examiner : why you wrote the formula in your hand.
Student : Because my master told me that, “formulas must be on finger tips”.
• Santa and banta were walking on the road and a well shaped lady was walking in front of them:

Santa: Kya maal hai yaar.
Banta: Yaar, maal se yaad aya bhabhi ka kya haal hai?
• Evolution of man:

Without shaadi Spiderman
Shaadi ke din superman
Shaadi ke baad Gentleman

Aur

Biwi khobsurat ho toh saari umar watchman
• How a woman calls her husband in first 6 years:
Yr 1. Janu
Yr 2. O G.
Yr 3. Aji, sunte ho?
Yr 4. Arey, O Bunty k pappa

And then…..
Yr 7. Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 8. Tum aate ho k main aaon?
• Sonu n monu doing potty in jungle…
Suddenly lion comes !

Monu - Abe tu dar raha hai?
Sonu - Nahi main nahi darta..
Monu - Toh saale apni dho meri kyo dho raha hai..?

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