| • Kya Tum Gareeb Ho? Reply With “Yes Or No” Agar Ameer Ho To 50 Ka Balnce Share Karo. Agar Gareeb Ho To Ye Message Kisi Äur Ko Forword Käro! |
| • 1 Dulha Apnay Dost Se Shadi K Din:Yar Koi Aise Baat Btao Jo Main Apni Bewi Se Jatay He Kahon To Wo Hearan Ho Jaey. Dost:Tum Jatay He Apni Biwi Ko Talak Dy Dena! |
| • Principal 2 Students: U People Must Sleep Atleast 7 Hours A Day. Students: Impossible Sir! College Is Only For 6 Hours! |
| • Wife: ”Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji” . . . Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…” . . . . . Petrol pump chaltay hain:D |
| • Kya Tum Gareeb Ho? Reply With “Yes Or No” Agar Ameer Ho To 50 Ka Balnce Share Karo. Agar Gareeb Ho To Ye Message Kisi Äur Ko Forword Käro! |
| • Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum. BIWI : Ek dum. Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do. |
| • Ek Bar Terrorist Ne Budhiya Ke Paas Bomb Rakh Diya. Log Chillaye Budhiya Bomb, Budhiya Bomb Woh Sharma Kar Boli- Woh To Mein Jawani Mein Thi |
| • A sardar prays daily for 2 hours, “Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.” After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared & said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley” |
| • Chocolaty N Crunchy Outside.....Creamy N Whitish Inside... Guess Wat It Is? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?? ? ? COCKROACH!!!! Aya Na Munh Me Pani? |
• What is the difference between dava (medicine) & daru ? |
| • Troubled youth: Father I have committed many sins recently. I am addicted to read dirty sms on my mobile phone! Please help me. Father: Don’t worry my son! Forward ur all sins to my mobile and relax! |
| • Laloo - Rabri tum meri CHAND ho Rabri - Na ji hamko CHAND-VAND mat kahiye, Yeh sasura America wale roz chand par chadhte hai. |
| • Dr: Apka weight kitna hai? Patient: Chashme ke sath 75 kgs. Dr: Aur bina chashme ke? Patient: Woh bina chasme ke toh mujhe dikhta hi nahi. |
| • Bhool kar bhi kisiko na rulana, Zindagi mein sabko hasana, Dusman ko bhi gale lagana, Phir bhi koi gam de toh hume batana, Tapka denge saale ko. |
| • In the exam hall. Examiner : why you wrote the formula in your hand. Student : Because my master told me that, “formulas must be on finger tips”. |
| • Santa and banta were walking on the road and a well shaped lady was walking in front of them: Santa: Kya maal hai yaar. Banta: Yaar, maal se yaad aya bhabhi ka kya haal hai? |
| • Evolution of man: Without shaadi Spiderman Shaadi ke din superman Shaadi ke baad Gentleman Aur Biwi khobsurat ho toh saari umar watchman |
| • How a woman calls her husband in first 6 years: Yr 1. Janu Yr 2. O G. Yr 3. Aji, sunte ho? Yr 4. Arey, O Bunty k pappa And then….. Yr 7. Kahan mar gaye? Yr 8. Tum aate ho k main aaon? |
| • Sonu n monu doing potty in jungle… Suddenly lion comes ! Monu - Abe tu dar raha hai? Sonu - Nahi main nahi darta.. Monu - Toh saale apni dho meri kyo dho raha hai..? |
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