| • If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, And your data is corrupted cause the index doesn’t hash, Then your situation’s hopeless and your system’s gonna crash! |
| • School- a place where papa pays & son plays life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur life so tht you can die rich nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree |
| • When I take a long time to finish, I am slow, When my boss takes a long time, He is thorough When I don't do it, I am lazy, When my boss does not do it, He is busy, When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart, When my boss does the same, He takes the initiative, When I please my boss, I am apple polishing, When my boss pleases his boss, He is cooperating, When I make a mistake, You're an idiot. When my boss makes a mistake, He's only human. When I am out of the office, I am wondering around. When my boss is out of the office, He's on business. When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick. When my boss is a day off sick, He must be very ill. When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview When my boss applies for leave, It's because he's overworked When I do well, My boss never remembers, When I do wrong, He never forgets |
| • Do U know the full form of COLLEGE C-Come O-On L-Lets L-Love E-Each G-Girl E-Equally Thats why boys go to college regularly.... |
| • The sky's falling down, the whole world is on fire The smell of burning is strong on my mind Everywhere i turn i see ruin and destruction One man taking another's life. Don't ask me how but somehow i know Mankind still has to go for miles. |
| • Meaning of HUSBAND & WIFE.. Item Useful But At |
| • Keh Do Un ParhNe WaLo Se, Kabhi Hum Bhi ParHa Krte Thay, Jitna SyLLabus Parh Kr Wo Top Krte hain, Utna To Hum Choice Mein CHor DIya Karte Thay… |
| • Sochta hun ke ye doulat ye larkian ye bungle ye gariyan ye dunia bhar ke aish.o.aram sb chor k kahi chala jaon lekin phir sochta hun PEHLE YE SUB MILE TO SAHI |
| • Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday... |
| • Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife. Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have? Doc : Two... MoRaL : Express Smart Ideas , SmarTLy .. |
Sunday, February 15, 2009
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